Mary Jane's Relaxing Soda ($30/12-pack) is an all natural soft drink beverage that contains a blend of Kava Extract and Passionflower. These herbs are known for their powerful relaxation and calming effects similar to the effects of smoking marijuana sans any physical/mental impairment and hunger pangs. Marketed to be the perfect potion for stressful situations, when you need to relax, but still need the ability to function such as long days, first dates, road rage, job interview, lousy girlfriends, long trips, public speaking etc.
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