Band-Aids in Black Leather [COOL]

If you're like me, you have always dreamt of healing your small flesh wounds in the most luxurious of fashion. Well, our prayers have been answered!


Available in packs of three for $15.

Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins Simultaneously [LYL]

Live Your Life! (LYL)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

via StrangerWorlds

The 20 Sexiest Ugly People [RANDOM]

This is kinda funny...check it out...Amy Winehouse, Woody Allen, and of course Courtney Love are few on the list.

Beauty maybe, but sexiness is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And while beautiful people get sexiness for free (usually, anyway -- check back soon for some exceptions), ugly people have to work for it. If you're plump, craggy, acne-scarred and irresistable, you've earned the hearts fluttering in your wake. We've laboriously assembled this list of definitively ugly people (physically ugly, anyway -- they're beautiful on the inside, we're sure), and we're telling you we want to sample their goods.

Read the whole story: Nerve

The iSnort Demo [VIDEO]

WTF?! There is an iPhone application for anything you can imagine...risniffilous!

It's 4/20! [RANDOM]

In celebration of 4/20 (April 20th, 2009) everyone should contact there local weed man and smoke a little. Don't worry about nothing...afterall, according my Rastafarian homie it grew on King Solomon's grave, so it can't be that bad for you!

If you need more convincing, the folks at Buzz Feed have posting the top 10 celebrity smokers and tokers...what's good is celebrity if you can't influence people, right? LOL


See the top 10 smokers over at: buzzfeed.com

Kanye Hires Bloggers? [GHOSTBLOGGING]

NY Mag asks how Ye has time to put up 15+ posts daily...something I can hardly do, and I really don't have that packed of a schedule!

His response:

"It might [blog for] two hours in a day, it might be fifteen minutes in a day. I have two people that I hired and I tell them exactly what I want — it's just like how a designer would work. I tell them, you know, Surface magazine, Wallpaper, Architectural Digest, Hypebeast, Bossip — go to these different blogs and keep on pulling information. And then they send it to me, and I get like 80 e-mails, and I have to check and go through them. And sometimes I'll have my own stuff where I'll just be in a cool place, like if I had my camera right now, I'd like photograph this stuff and go home and be really excited to blog it. You know, cause I'm in cool places all the time. So it's a great outlet, and I'm glad so many people are reacting to it. And it's another opportunity to present design and my opinion of the world and what I think is cool."

There you have it! 'Ye ain't your favourite blogger's favourite blogger after all. Ah well.

Laugh Out Wednesday! [VIDEO]

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm - watch more funny videos

This video is much funnier, and it's actually Wednesday now!

***ORIGINAL VIDEO REMOVED***

Yes...I'll concede that this is incredibly gross, disturbing even, but why is it so funny?! Brings whole new meaning to terms like "sneaker head"...or "shoe fetish"...

Angel Eyes x Baby Face (but she's a freak though)

A lot of buzz about Ye's sidepiece; Amber Rose...sex appeal check! I've been hearing more, and more about this girl, and through my filtering of the media blast, Necole has been kind of enough to put me on some funny sh*t though. Madamoiselle Rose's ex-lover...oh, homegirl works the pole too!

T.I. made the theme song for this way back!

Kanye West Would Like To Intern For Raf Simons?

This was news to me...almost "WTF" style news. Would I intern at Raf? fu** yeah, but my sentiments mirror those of Raf. Can you have Kanye as your intern?
:s

KANYE WEST, the infamously self-assured singer who stated to The Associated Press last month that he “will go down as the voice of this generation,” is apparently far more humble when it comes to fashion. In the hope of better understanding the design process, Mr. West has announced that he wants to take time off from his music career and intern at a fashion house. Preferably, Louis Vuitton or Raf Simons.

“I was blown away from the planet when he told me,” said Mr. Simons, by phone from Antwerp, Belgium. “I know he’s very serious about this — I don’t take it as a joke — but how can I imagine him being my intern? It’s a very extreme situation.”

Read the rest of the story here.

Damn homie!

One of those things you might thought about, or heard of but never did! With damn good reason...

Meteor Blasts Over Alberta!

I don’t know how I missed this on the news! But this video is wild!
To stop and think about the universe...galaxies...planets etc...it gets your mind on an endless journey.

Via Geekologie

Top 10 F-Word Moments...

Just got this in an e-mail...pretty funny.

Sorry this is junk but hilarious junk...

My girlfriend sent me a link to this in a e-mail...had to share it! LOL

Read the posting in full here.

Christina Milian Sighting...

Is she just the victim of the malicious paparazzi, or should she have known better?

"Are you saying what I'm spitting, Is worse than these celebutante's showin' they kitten, you kidding?" -Jay-Z

For all those curious the explicit version is after the jump.

Read more.

Via Bossip

Knight Rider GPS

The new show is abysmal, but for Knight Rider die hards and geeks alike I present to you the Mio Knight Rider GPS. Fully equipped with the voice of William Daniels and NOT Val Kilmer (shaking it rough, right?)The unit's LCD display has a series of red LEDs which draws a distinct similarity to that of KITT's nose-mounted lights which makes for a cool little gadget. Priced at $270...It might make your pops happy.

Check the review over at PCMAG.com

Jermaine Dupri Threw Up on Janet!

This is just hilarious! That Patron will do it to you! (ask me about it!) The PageSix of the NY Post has reported that at JD’s 36th birthday party this past weekend, homie got so twisted that he ended up yakking all over Janet! I’ve had my fair share of unfortunate mishaps while inebriated, but I must say vomiting on someone has, and will (I Hope!) never be one them! WOW…Janet is in the hospital now too! I doubt the two are incidents are related, but would be pretty wild if they were.

My birthday is next week, but I promise babygirl...I won't let this happen to you..err...me!

Clive x go&d x Format Mag x Five&Dime

Last week my homies Nige, Fresh, and myself hit up the Five & Dime show in downtown Toronto. Really cool event...and if I wasn't fasting I would have definitely indulged a the abundant amount of beer that surrounded me. Nonetheless, I stopped by the Format Mag booth and was introduced to their mascot Clive (pictured above)...More photos of Clive HERE

I have more money than I know what to do with...

Found this at Geekologie. Owner of clothing company A Bathing Ape, Nigo displays his Bape camo Rolls Royce Phantom. Now, given the his extravagant jewelery, this doesn't surprise me, but it clearly shows homie has money burn!

Picture of his pink Bape camo Bugatti after the jump.

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Kanye & Don C Arrested at LAX

A man true to his words, 'Ye clearly does hate these folks more than the Nazi's. Kanye and Don C smashed the TMZ photographer's camera and flash attachment, and then attempted to grab the video camera to no avail. The two were later arrested, and released on $20,000 bail. I know my homie Will is cringing at the idea of this happening to him!

Short Hair Fair...

Just read a story on Posh cutting her hair, and I asked myself if short hair is (still) the new black? Probably not, but a wide array of celebrities have gravitated towards the short-do. I personally like it on girls...most preferably my girlfriend who has been doing it for a couple years now. Pink, Rihanna, and the most recent Victoria Beckham have owned the look, and I give it 2 thumbs up. I heard Rihanna say she only expects for her hair to get shorter and shorter...so we'll see how low can they go!

I also have to shout some of the pioneers of short hair game that I always liked which includes but is not limited to: Halle Berry, Nia Long, and Toni Braxton.